I’m tan, I’m blonde…and I’m fat. I so, so need to be thin: I lost so much weight compared to my peak, trimmed effortlessly in my European vacation, stoked, oh so stoked, to get the flat tummy of my dreams…only, in the past few months, … Continue readingWhat? Semaglutide? And Chemical Peels? For Me?
Well, since my last update I’m happy to report that I’m continuing to glow up successfully: from my hair, to my body, and a few other aspects of the new me to boot. First things first: my platinum blonde hair now reaches my belly button. … Continue readingMy Makeover: Pushing the Envelope…
Having experienced the climate of coastal California, I’m liking it well enough, but there’s room for improvement: it’s a bit too warm, too foggy and cloudy, and way too humid. I’m also missing the spectacular desert landscapes of the interior and the wide daily ranges … Continue readingWorldbuilding the Ultimate Desert Coast
Yes, I did it! After decades of being a drab brunette, I’m now platinum blonde. And not just any platinum blonde: a full Jean Harlow platinum blonde straight from Hollywood (literally: the salon I go to is in Hollywood and works on celebrities a lot). … Continue readingTan and Blonde, but am I Fun?
Has anyone else stopped and thought how it’s slightly odd that Orange County, California became a sleepier, suburban, family-oriented area, in stark contrast to how the west side of Los Angeles and even Malibu developed? Seems like some low-hanging fruit for some alternate history, especially … Continue readingAn Alternate History of the California Coast
Say all you want about the virtue of being “natural”, but you try being someone who just wants that dream body, a dream body that’s modest in the grand scheme of things (like a typical athletic model or a hot actor)…and finds only struggle and … Continue readingI Do Not Fear the Dark Side as You Do!
I think I really was onto something with the preventive botox, even more than I suspected. Yes, I’ve had my consultation…and my treatment! And I’m already looking prettier and feeling sooooo much better. I went to a top clinic in the Greater Los Angeles area, … Continue readingGod Bless Botox
As late as when I wrote my last post I was assuming that I’d need to diet down before turning to a steroid-fueled muscle-building regimen…but that assumption apparently is wrong, at least if ChatGPT is any indication (yes, ChatGPT will answer your questions about anabolic … Continue readingDare I Join the Dark World?
In my effort to make myself over to be tan, blond, and fun, I’m making progress with my tanning. Next step: blonding. I’ve contacted a salon in Hollywood that works on celebrities, and one of their people can see me tomorrow! Wow. It’s just a … Continue readingBeware The Tired Dancer
Well…today I took a big step forward into my “tan, blond, and fun” era: I checked into a tanning salon for the first time in my life and actually started a treatment regimen. Slightly more complicated in my case because I ended up going to … Continue readingMe, a Los Angeles Tanner