Well…today I took a big step forward into my “tan, blond, and fun” era: I checked into a tanning salon for the first time in my life and actually started a treatment regimen. Slightly more complicated in my case because I ended up going to … Continue readingMe, a Los Angeles Tanner
In the alternate timeline I write in, I’m deliberately vague about highway, route, and road numbers, largely because it starts to diverge from real life around 1900, and diverges in earnest around World War I in 1914…which is before even the United States Numbered Highway … Continue readingThe US Routes in my Alternate History
Oh, what’s this? I’m treated like a normal person now? My perennial difficulties with socializing have almost disappeared? Yes, it’s true! After a lifetime of trying! The secret? I look almost as good as a fashion model. That’s the secret. Yes, I am more confident … Continue readingJust Be Pretty
Should the new me — tan, blonde, and fun — get not only filler, but botox as well? It might seem strange for a 30-year-old who doesn’t even have a line or wrinkle at rest…but then I start reading up on “preventive botox”, and I’m … Continue readingCompleting the New Me: Preventive Botox?